Funny things they say

These two keep me giggling all day!  I always try to make a note when they say funny things so I can remember them when they grow up :)  Here are some of the funny things they have been telling me lately

The other day Andrew was playing with a toy T-Rex and he told me...

"Mom, I am kind of scared of dinosaurs.  Are dinosaurs like this alive?"

"No, Andrew, dinosaurs are extinct"

"They are NOT stinky mom!"

"Not stinky...extinct"

"Why are you calling dinosaurs such mean names, mom?"

"I am not calling them names, extinct means they don't live anymore"

"Oh........so they are all dead!"

Emily, she really is 2 going on 16 I think.  She is so full of attitude sometimes.  Both Andrew and Emily usually have really good manners, always say please and thank you, but sometimes Emily just doesn't want to.  The other day she climbed up in a bar stool in the kitchen, crossed her arms and said.

"Dad, get me some chocolate milk!"

"Can you say please?"

"........yeah..........."

"Are you going to?"

"Nope!"

Sometimes, their interactions with each other make me giggle the most.  Several weeks ago, they were sitting at the dining room table.  Emily started screaming because her brother was looking at her, "He is LOOKING at ME!!!!!"  to which Andrew replied "Sister, I am just looking at you because you are so beautiful"  HA!  She didn't even know how to respond, but she quit screaming!

Em totally turned that one around on him though.  A few days after that, we were getting in the car and Andrew was upset about something and was fussing.  Emily was looking at him because he was crying and that upset him even more, "Quit looking at me!!!!"  She quickly responded with "I am just looking at you because you are so handsome!"

Back to my 16 year old daughter.... We were in the store the other day and she saw some sparkly pink jelly shoes.  She ran over and grabbed some "OH Mommy! I NEED these shoes!"  She sat on the floor, pulled off her shoes and socks and started trying on the jellies.  Emily loves shoes, but she would hate jellies.  They are pink and sparkly, which is just her style, but she hates when she gets dirt in her shoes or when her feet sweat, so she would hate jellies.  I told her "Emily, we are not going to buy those shoes today".  Her response..."OH mommy, I will DIE! I will just DIE if I don't get these shoes!!"  We didn't get the shoes, and she is still alive today.