This little guy is a nut. He is talking so much and really becoming quite the storyteller. I am going to try to do a better job of recording all the hilarious things he says, here are a few.
The other day I asked him if he wanted to go swimming with Aunt Jenny. He said "no Aunt Jenny can't go swimming" I asked him why and he said "both her legs are broken." According to him, she was racing and she tripped. When we got in the car to go to Aunt Jenny's Andrew asked if we could stop and get Aunt Jenny a card. Confused I said "a card" and he said "yeah...her legs are broken"
Yesterday Andrew wanted to go buy a fish. We were at dinner and he was talking about going to buy this fish. I asked him if he brought his money and he said "no it's gone", I asked where it went and he said "a bug took it", "a big bug."
Andrew has just recently developed a love for firemen. He runs around yelling "I'm a fireman, I'll save you! eee ow eee ow eee ow" (that's his fire engine sound). I asked him the other day what daddy does at work and he said "FIREMAN!" I said "no daddy is a policeman" he said " NO mommy, FIREMAN" we argued back and forth like that for a while then I asked him "what does mommy do at work?" He though for a minute and said "FIREMAN!"
He now knows that daddy is a policeman and will tell you when you ask but he will also tell you "but firemen are cooler"
Earlier this week we were over at his friend Noah's house. Noah has a lego set that is in a box with a drawer for all the legos. Andrew was struggling to get the drawer open and threw hid head back and yelled "I NEED A MAGIC TRICK" I have no idea where he got that, I didn't even know he knew what magic was...
On our way home from the beach he told Kenneth and I "I am going to fly helicopters when I am big" then added "Noah will fly helicopters too" a bit later he decided "I will fly the helicopter and Noah will push the buttons" then a few minutes later he added "sister will fly helicopters too"
Yesterday we were at the pet stores and one of the crickets that should have been lunch for the reptiles was loose on the floor. It hopped past Andrew and he yelled "Hey cricket, you better go! Daddy's going to smash you!"